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WHERE YOU CAN FIND OUR EGGS
Look for the Campfire Farms Pork and Poultry Meat Stand at these local Markets:
PSU Farmers Market : Downtown Portland on Saturdays 8:30am-2pm
Milwaukie Farmers Market : City Hall Parking Lot on Sundays 9am-2pm
Oregon City Farmers Market : CCC Campus Green Lot #1 on Saturdays 9am-2pm
Our Story
Learn about how an Alaskan Family landed in Oregon to start a family farm…
Our Farm Practices
Learn about our ideals and how we are working to build a humane and sustainable farm…
Meet Our Flock!
We have 55 ducks and 2 lovely geese! Come learn more about [nearly] each of them…
About Us
We’re a bunch of weirdos.
Thanks so much for being here, on our site, AND part of our story as we grow our farm! We can’t do what we love without YOU! And we hope you love what we do, too!
Call Us : 907-891-0303
Gallery
Walks Like a Duck.
Talks Like a Duck.
Looks Like a Duck.
It’s a Duck.
We’re growing, learning, adapting, and loving the whole journey along the way.
There will be more photos to come.
Testimonials
We have the most EGGcellent Customers
Are you already a customer for Valley of Drakes? Share your story here!
Customer #001
Duck Eggs Woman
Do you prefer duck eggs for their taste or texture? Share your opinion here!
Customer #002
Duck Egg Connoisseur
Do you have an allergy to chicken eggs and have finally found an alternative? Tell the world!
Customer #008
Egg Allergy Sufferer
Our Ideals
Areas in which we strive to be good to ourselves, our animals, and the earth
Again, and area of the site that is not yet fleshed out… but eventually!….
Caring for the Humans
coming soon…
Caring for the Animals
coming soon…
Caring for the Earth
coming soon…
Meet Our Team
We’re just a family of three… but we can certainly share about ourselves as individuals here:
Mr. Dad
Entrepreneur
He doesn’t actually wear these glasses, or any glasses, but since we live in Portland it’s believable.
Mr. Nathan
Human Sized Man-Boy
In Portland even Ducks wear thick rimmed glasses.
Me : Ve
The Duck’t Tape
Sometimes I look nice but most often I’m bare-toed and dirty.
If I have to kill it I eat it.
I fix things.
I wear contacts.
Pricing & Plans
You can mostly ignore this part of the page. I only kept it for the programming/coding in-case it’s useful for something later.
IF YOU WANT TO BUY OUR EGGS THEY ARE $1 EACH
BUY 1…. $1
BUY 5… $5
BUY 24… $24
IF I HAVE 137 AVAILABLE AND YOU WANT 137… $137
$1
/EACH
Basic
YUP
Live Chat for support
Ticketing Workflows
Services Level Agreement Rules
Role Based Permissions
Outcome Reporting
$12
/12 EGGS
Standard
SOUNDS GOOD
Live Chat for support
Ticketing Workflows
Services Level Agreement Rules
Role Based Permissions
Outcome Reporting
$137
/137 EGGS
Enterprise
THAT’S A LOT OF EGGS
Live Chat for support
Ticketing Workflows
Services Level Agreement Rules
Role Based Permissions
Outcome Reporting
There is MORE on this page???!!
These ducks are looking at hawk flying over-head. Did you know that they tip their heads to the side really far and it signals to us humans that there is a bird overhead?
They have a REALLY incredible field of vision.
But not directly in front or behind.
They are like horses on steroids.
…that don’t wear saddles or kick people.